Welcome to The Tralfamadorian. I am your host, The Tralfamadorian.

What is The Tralfamadorian?

Well, a Tralfamadorian is a 5th-dimensional alien species with the ability to travel through space and time. Because of this, when viewing a 4th-dimensional creature (humans for example), they don’t see you how you are now, but instead, see a long tube with you as a baby on one end and your future elderly self on the cusp of death on the other. Tralfamadorians see your entire life unfold as they see you, who you are to them is who you were and who you will be in one package.

Tralfamadorians were created by one of my favorite authors of all time, Kurt Vonnegut. You can see more Tralfamadorians in his books, Slaughterhouse Five, The Sirens of Titan, and God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater.